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Hey guys! Doing that shit again
I gots me a new story now
I really like the idea
Wish luck
  • Eating: potato
Hey guys. I am done with finals. I want to try and write something over the summer, particularly before my summer class starts. However, as soon as finals began I had a runny nose, and before they were over I had been slapped in the balls with a cold. So I'm even more lazy now than I was before.

I got $200 today though, so I've got that going for me. If any of you want to help me complete my pokedex, please advise. Most of the pokemon I still need to get evolve through trading or with moon or sun stones. I tried to find a porn actress who looks like Melissa McCarthy. I didn't find one. I had too much whiskey tonight. That's why this journal.
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 Name: Brad
- Single or taken: single
- Sex: male
- Birthday: july 28
- Sign: leo
- Hair color: brown
- Eye color: blue
- Height: 5'11" - 6'0"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: straight
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: i... don't remember what it's called
- What are you listening to right now?: jazz
- Who is the last person that called you?: mom
- How many buddies are online right now?: a few, but only one i really talk to
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F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: dog
- Colour: red
- Drink: coffee
- Element: probably fire. that's my favorite pokemon type
- Food: steakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
- Game: civ/pokemon/minecraft. i can't decide
- Movie: i really like groundhog day
- Song: man i don't fucking know there are so many
- Subjects in school: honestly, ever since i got to college i started really liking all of the classes, even ones like math, which i used to hate. i really like the geography class i'm in. it's a lot better than i thought it was going to be, and it always feels like we're talking about something interesting. maybe it's just the professor i have (he's pretty cool), but i dunno. it's a really good class
- T.V.: i just watched the first season of archer and it was pretty damn good. 
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: no
- Smoked?: once. don't tell my grandma, she'll kick my ass
- Bungee jumped?: no
- Made yourself throw up?: i think so. it was weird, i couldn't tell if it was voluntary or not. but it was terrible. don't make yourself throw up.
- Skinny dipped?: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss that shit was so fun and plus i love making these journal memes awkward for anyone to read
- Ever been in love?: i've thought i've been in love, i don't know if i have
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: maybe when i was little? i don't remember
- Pictured your crush naked?: guys generally do this. i do this
- Actually seen your crush naked?: a couple of them
- Cried when someone died?: yeah, but it took me almost a whole year to do it
- Lied: yes
- Fallen for your best friend?: that would be so fucking awkward
- Used someone?: no
- Done something you regret?: yes
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: jeans and a t-shirt, all day every day
- Desktop picture: vriska from homestuck
- CD in player: what is this, 1999
- DVD in player: what year was this meme made in
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: i don't know
- Hugged: probably my mom
- You kissed: probably lauren, the girl i dated back in 2011-2012
- You IMed: hayden
- Talk to online: also hayden
- You sexed it up with: lauren. i need to get laid again
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: i think so
- Open-minded?: i like to think so
- Arrogant?: probably a little bit
- Insecure?: sometimes, but i think i hide it well
- Random?: sometimes
- Hungry?: no
- Smart?: maybe?
- Moody?: yeah, sometimes, but i usually feel like shit about it afterwards
- Organized?: not always
- Shy?: no, but i used to be when i was really little
- Difficult?: i don't know, maybe?
- Bored easily?: not really
- Entertained easily?: yeah
- Obsessed?: with pokemon? oh yes of course
- Lazy?: i'm doing a fucking journal meme right now
- Angry?: sometimes
- Happy?: yeah, i am.
- Hyper?: sometimes
- Trusting?: yeah
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: i am hate everything
- Love is: a strange thing
- I dream about: weird shit
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: probably their body/face/hair in no particular order. maybe clothes
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: my friends
- Makes you smile: my friends
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: not really anyone right now. sorry about that
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: if i'm staying up really late i'll sometimes wait for emma to get on skype but she's not that speshul sum1
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: not really
- Wish you were younger?: well, sometimes i wish i could go back in time and live my life over with my current knowledge, i guess that counts
- Cry because someone said something to you?: i have, but i haven't in a long time
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: if my heart was broken i would be dead
- Of Cd's: again, what year is this?
- Of scars on my body: three, all of them on my hands
- Of bones I've broken: one
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WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage: Coffee
2. last phone call: To my grandma. I call her like, once or twice a week and talk to her for a couple hours because she lives alone.
3. last text message: "Shit farts", to Krispy
4. last song you listened to: Dangerous Animals (Arctic Monkeys)
5. last time you cried: Last December probably

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice: Technically yeah
7. been cheated on: Yeah
8. kissed someone & regretted it: I've regretted dating someone but not specifically this
9. lost someone special: Yeah
10. been depressed: Yeah
11. been drunk and threw up: No but I've seen it and it doesn't look fun

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Red
13. Blue
14. Black

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: Yeah
16. Fallen out of love: Basically
17. Laughed until you cried: No, but I've laughed pretty hard
18. Met someone who changed you: Maybe? I don't think so
19. Found out who your true friends are: No
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Sure
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list: No

GENERAL:
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: 86%
24. Do you have any pets: I have three shitty dogs
25. Do you want to change your name: No
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Got drunk with my friends, and somehow Big Bird got involved
27. What time did you wake up today: 11:45AM
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Talking to my grandma... She stays up super late
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
30. Last time you saw your mother: Last night
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I'd rather not have a certain thing that I have
32. What are you listening to right now: Uhhh jazz

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes! I have a relative named Tom
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now:
35. Most visited webpage: Probably Reddit
36. Blood type: I probably should know this
37. Nickname: B-RAD
38. Relationship Status:
39. Zodiac sign: Leo
40. Pronouns: He/Him/His
41. Junior School: I went to a high school one time
43. College/Uni: Yes
44. Hair color: Brown
45. Long or short: Long but I'm gonna get it cut tomorrow
46. Height: Around 5'11"-6'0". I don't always have the best posture
47. Do you have a crush on someone? Yeah but she gay
48. What do you like about yourself? I can make people laugh
50. Tattoos: I WANT ONE AND IT'S A REALLY FUCKING GOOD ONE AND I WANT IT
51. Righty or lefty: Right handed or as I like to call it, "correct handed"
52. First surgery: I might have had one when I was two and broke my collar bone but I don't know. The next one was when I got my wisdom teeth out
53. First piercing: N/A
54. Best friend: Adam, Cavan, Cami, David, Emma, Hayden, Liz, Krispy... I'll pretty much call any of my friends my best friend if I feel like it. I generally have really good friends.
55. First sport you joined: Probably some peewee baseball shit. Fuck that though, high school marching band was better.
56. First vacation: I went to New York City for Thanksgiving. What a day
58. First pair of trainers: ok

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: Nothing
60. Drinking: Coffee
61. I’m about to: I DON'T KNOW
62. Listening to: YOUTUBE JAZZ
63. Waiting for: THE OVEN
64. Want kids?: NOT RIGHT NOW OH HELL NO
65. Get Married?: LMAO
66. Career?: WHY AM I SCREAMING

WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: You can do so much more sexually with lips
68. Hugs or kisses: Kisses are actually better, but hugs you can do with almost anyone so hugs wins this round. Sorry kisses
69. Shorter or taller: Shorter
70. Older or younger: For some reason I feel like saying younger, but it doesn't matter as long as they're within 3-4 years of me (at most)
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Hopefully somewhere in the middle
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Nice face is more important
73. Sensitive or loud: Hopefully somewhere in the middle
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hopefully somewhere in the middle

HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: No
77. Drank hard liquor: Yes... I like beer more
78. Lost glasses/contacts: I don't do that anymore
79. Sex on first date: No
80. Broke someone’s heart: Hopefully
81. Had your own heart broken: Sure
82. Been arrested: No, thank god
83. Turned someone down: No
84. Cried when someone died: Yeah
85. Fallen for a friend: Yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Yes I exist fuck you
87. Miracles: I don't know
88. Love at first sight: I believe in strong attraction at first sight
89. Heaven: Kind of
90. Santa Claus: All day erry day
91. Kiss on the first date: If it feels right, do it
92. Angels: GEOMETRY FOR LIFE, BITCHES
  • Eating: potato
Imagine, the plane has gone down and we're lost in the desert. There's no food except for the dead passengers and a container of trail mix. The passengers soiled themselves during the crash, leaving them inedible and shitty. We try to make our way back to civilization, and along the way we try to ration the trail mix. You wake up the next morning to find only peanuts left. "What the fuck, Brad," you say to me, who is Brad. There's remnants of what were once melting M&M's and chocolate chips smudged around my mouth. "I'm sorry," I manage to mutter through the tears as my addiction becomes apparent. They drop on the ground and sizzle away in the sun's heat, like a chicken named "Hope" in a frying pan. As we continue our journey, you dig through the desolation that is peanuts, expecting only disappointment, but alas! You find a pair of raisins, stuck together, like two chickens named "Hope" in a frying pan. You raise them to your cracking lips, and eat them, savoring their sweet flavor. But then, the aftertaste curses your dry mouth. And you remember that we need water, and food. But we're in the fucking desert! The only water is probably miles away. And the only food is dry, salt-ridden peanuts that sicken you when you try to eat them. There's nothing left to do but walk.
Trail Mix
 Just a silly response to a friend on Skype that I ended up writing too much of.

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Hey guys! Doing that shit again
I gots me a new story now
I really like the idea
Wish luck
  • Eating: potato

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